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Meet Flopp E. Disck!
Flopp E. Disck (also known as "Floppy") is a funny little guy that is also a floppy disc. He loves butter on toast and writing poetry. He will be your friendly guide throughout the manual!
FUN FAX!
Floppy's full name is Flopp E. Disck. This name is inspired by the floppy disk. This is because he is a floppy disc himself.
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Our products
Computer
Sit back and relax as the new macroslush computer does the work for you, an all-new high tech device made just for everyone ever. That's you.
mouse
Experience premium comfort and elegance with the patteted mouse. (computer mouse) (not pictured)
Keyborad
(write this later)
I don't have much time left. My boss insists on makingthis website "fresh". I know nothing about graphic design. I lied on my resume to get this job, and have absolutely no idea what I'm doing. These images aren't even our products. Since I'm going to get fired anyway, I'm hiding this secret in the website. Has anyone found this yet?
Check this out. I figured our how to use a gradient. The header should be donw by now. If someone could help me come up with something good to pur on it, please let me know. My boss made me use the new Macroslush kwyboard but my muscle memories are still used to the old one. Why do the lerters have to bw in slightly different positions??!?
I made all these graphics myself. I was not paid to do so, but that's capitalism, baby! Okay, the pictures aren't mine. They're stock images. But that "buy now" button? That header and footer? Those product descriptions? The very coding of this website? All me. My boss only wishes.
(note to self: fix header)